Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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