i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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