Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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