i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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