How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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