You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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