Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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