The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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