just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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