I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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