I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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