I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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