I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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