Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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