so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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