I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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