What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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