She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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