your thong is hanging out like whoa
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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