I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
my poor anus
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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