I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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