i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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