How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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