i think my tv is drunk
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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