would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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