what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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