if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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