I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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