what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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