fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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