some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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