I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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