i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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