I'm really into asian looking animals
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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