That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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