I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
why is half of my head shaved?
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