guys are not supposed to queef...right?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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