im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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