When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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