I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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