When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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