my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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