Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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