I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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