Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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