I'll bet she douches with gravy.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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