did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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