You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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