If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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