is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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