I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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