Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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