good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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