He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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