Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
