so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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