I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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