i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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