Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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