you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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